Confuzled

toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

starmies:

Whoever came up with the idea of putting that crappy balloon series instead of random items into balloons on New Leaf needs to be fired immediately

tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

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hi:

hi:

hi:

MY PARENTS LEFT ME HOME ALONE FOR THE WEEK EVERYONE COME OVER FOR A HUGE PARTY

update: it’s been 5 minutes and i’m walking around my house just in my underwear and moon shoes, party is getting pretty wild

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my teacher in class the other day said “Make sure you don’t do things on the internet you might regret, because they will most likely affect your future badly” then my good friend just looked at me and whispered really quietly “Moon shoes…”

My best friend > yours 

nightwriter11

vinesnow:

When the beat drops.. / Vine By: Lance210
(the best vines on tumblr: VinesNow.com)

babefield:

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

please

Best moment.

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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Capitalism is a big bag of dicks.
Karl Marx, Das Big Bag of Dicks vol.1 (via metazoa-etcetera)